Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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