i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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