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what?
penguin condom
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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