...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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