if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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