I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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