I'd wear matching sweaters with you
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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