I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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