doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
It's Friday. Sex?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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