I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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