her vagine was all disorganized.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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