whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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