How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Another day, another engagement, another cat
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Randomize
