problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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