i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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