I just pynch a tree in the face
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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