you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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