Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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