summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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