we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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