North Korea, Best Korea!
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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