part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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