i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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