So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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