is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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