check it out our google latitudes are spooning
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I am one with the molecules
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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