the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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