Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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