Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
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