Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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