I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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