Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
