I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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