I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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