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(212): View more from New York

we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady

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(805): View more from California

"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me

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(718): View more from New York

did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?

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(336): View more from North Carolina

You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways

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(519): View more from Ontario

I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!

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(516): View more from New York

Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?

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