I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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