He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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