he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Randomize
