Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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