You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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