Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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