All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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