1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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