can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
you didnt know i had herpes?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
jump out the window naked night went bad
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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