I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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