I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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