Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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