Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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