I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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