You can't motorboat a personality
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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