Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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